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Warning: this is satire, purely satire:

Live from New York, Starbucks, Johnnie G here at the presidential round table celebration. Where the elite from both political parties have gathered to party and reflect over the greatest TV series ever witnessed. It was the first season to break out of the same old, same old, four year cycle and did so with thunder and lighting. It was just in time, as viewers have been steadily declining since live coverage of the OJ trial ended years ago. There has been an increasing view that the RTVNN Reality TV News Networks have some how lowered its standards to that of professional wrestling.

Just to catch you up, the reflections are bringing cheers and even tears to the eyes of those who have worked so long and hard. They have given the American voting viewers what they really need, ENTERTAINMENT.

The Religious right had lost it’s champion for Life “I’ll be your Hucklebee from Arkansas.” The Liberal Left had lost their “Better half to the HillBillary Dynasty” also from Arkansas.

This was not good timing with oil prices at an all time high and more people staying home to watch the series. With the starting players on the Bench radical moves had to be made to draw people back to the game. The Right, made a move that many thought was wrong, but like a snowball from Alaska, Palin rolled right into every warm and fuzy heart in America.

The Left chose the LEFT BEHIND SERIES as their motto with hope that the liberal heart strings of the over quilified would produce a great rally for the underdog. Obama was truly a SUPER HERO to millions of disgruntled college grads working in the food service industry. The L team went with controversial and trash talking back-up quarterback who has the ability to send the opponents running in all directions. The only drawback is Biden has Bitten his tongue from time to time. The loss of his tongue will forever be linked to his quote, “Make no mistake about this, Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president.”

It was on a coincidence that Obama and B. C. had just come to gather, to compare other great season’s when Bill had one of those golden moments of revelation. “It’s only Television, it’s never to late put her in, yeah put Hillary back in the game.” The rest is history and they thought that would not happen until the 2012 series.

 What the American people must never forget is, great idea’s and political change doesn’t just happen. What America has been waiting on is the American championship of double A “AA” ball. “Ladies take your corners.” Thank you very much for the greatest show on earth Arkansas VS Alaska. You ask what about McCain and Obama and Biden, honestly it doesn’t matter because this season we have taken the Vice out of the Presidency.

Vice is a practice or habit that is considered immoral, depraved, and/or degrading in the associated society. In more minor usage, vice can refer to a fault, a defect, an infirmity, or merely a bad habit. Synonyms for vice include fault, depravity, sin, iniquity, wickedness and corruption. The modern Spanish term that best captures its original meaning is the word vicious, which means “full of vice.” In this sense, the word vice comes from the latin word vitium, meaning “failing or defect”. Vice is the opposite of virtue.

Vice is also a generic legal term for criminal offenses involving prostitution, lewdness, lasciviousness, and obscenity. Illegal forms of gambling are also often included as a vice in law enforcement departments that deal with gambling as a crime.

2008 for ever, it doesn’t get better than this good night from Johnnie G corresponding for RTVNN Reality TV News Networks.

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In 1981 I went to work as a mechanic for a Jewish man in Oklahoma City named Art Levine. He was very wise and told me to do my job and to visit with the customers but never talk about religion and politics. Over the years of listening to and participating in that very thing, I fully realize Art’s reasoning. They do not mix and are the most polarizing topics in the world.

Last night Lou Engle who is leading a youth movement in prayer asking that Justice would be released from heaven and over ride the lofty idea’s of man. That God would repair the moral fabric of America. Thousands gathered in Washington DC to call on God, and call America back to God. Here in Kansas City IHOP and many other cities across America, Christians gathered to watch Lou and the Kids with standing room only. My hope is that it’s not to little to late as the blood of 50 million unwanted aborted babies cry out from the ground. If you do not believe the Bible is the literal Word of God you will be very angry at those words. Here is what happened when the first murder took place in Genesis

Gen 4:8-10 8 Cain said to Abel his brother, “Let us go out to the field.” And when they were in the field, Cain rose up against his brother Abel, and killed him. 9 Then the LORD said to Cain, “Where is Abel your brother?” He said, “I do not know; am I my brother’s keeper?” 10 And the LORD said, “What have you done? The voice of your brother’s blood is crying to me from the ground.

Below is a link to the washington times article on the DC meeting

http://washingtontimes.com/news/2008/aug/17/thecall-goes-out-redeem-america/

America is at it’s lowest moral crisis since the civil war. Justice will have it’s way or Judgment will come swiftly as natural disasters have been increasing in America for years now, the writing is on the wall but who is reading it? The Abortion issue is before us, it will not go away closed eyes and ear plugs will not fix our mess. As the prayer of repentance went up from DC something else was happening on the left coast.

Rick Warren held a forum last night with both presidential hopefuls at His ever so popular Saddleback Church.

“We believe in the separation of church and state, but we do not believe in the separation of faith and politics,” Warren said. “I don’t happen to agree with everything either of the candidates teach or believe, but they both care deeply about America. They’re both patriots and they have very different views on how our nation can be strengthened. We’ve got to learn to disagree without demonizing each other and we need to restore civility in our civil discourse and that’s the goal of the Saddleback Civil Forum.”

You can read about the Forum on the link below

http://www.standardnewswire.com/news/94273211.html

Here is the bottom line as I read it.

IT IS NOT THE TIME TO COME TOGETHER AND SEE WHAT WE CAN AGREE ON, BUT IT IS A TIME TO HUMBLE OURSELVES AND PRAY AND TURN FROM OUR WICKED WAYS. THEN GOD WILL HEAR, AND THE HEALING CAN START.

UPDATE 09/01/08

John McCain and Barack Obama made their Life line of demarcation at the saddleback debate.

Barack Obama : “Whether you’re looking at it from a theological perspective or a scientific perspective, answering that question with specificity . . . is above my pay grade.”

This comes from the man who has voted three times on the Born Alive Infant Protection Act if it is above his pay grade why vote. Just answer the question, Where does life begin?

John McCain answered clearly : “At conception

The bigger story was back with Lou Engle and a nation of young people crying out for mercy and grace for revival, resulting in a national heart change over the abortion issue. It seems new hope is now fueling the prayer movement as McCain has taken a hard line with Life and a vice presidential running mate that is not only super-pro life but with a strong moral fabric.

The moral fabric in which I speak is that of truth and transparency. Sarah Palin is not without spot or wrinkle She is real She is human and She loves God. What I like is Her drive for the life of the not yet born. Even now Her 17 year old daughter is pregnant and love will provide the way for life not death of the baby. Though it changes the future of Her daughter and Her own political fallout.

It is easy to talk about life but changing your life around to make a way for it is another, may our nation follow Her example.

Her life is set before us as a prophetic picture and many people in Alsaka and even here in Kansas City are fighting the good fight in prayer.

The right to the life of the unborn may well be the deciding factor in the election which will have a direct impact on where we are going as a nation. It ain’t over till we hear the birth cry. God has heard it, will we?

 

Focus on the Family founder James Dobson, released a statement

“We have always encouraged the parents to love and support their children and always advised the girls to see their pregnancies through, even though there will of course be challenges along the way. That is what the Palins are doing, and they should be commended once again for not just talking about their pro-life and pro-family values, but living them out even in the midst of trying circumstances.

“Being a Christian does not mean you’re perfect. Nor does it mean your children are perfect. But it does mean there is forgiveness and restoration when we confess our imperfections to the Lord. I’ve been the beneficiary of that forgiveness and restoration in my own life countless times, as I’m sure the Palins have,”

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